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Captain's Quarters / The Great Auk fires manager today
Last post by Bob Miller -"This team was built to win in 2024 and this tomfoolery by the pitching staff WILL Not continue" A beer vendor from the upper deck was chosen to manage the team for the remainder of the season. "He can't do any *#@&ing worse" bellowed the owner.
When asked about the performance of closer Jeff Hoffman 12.46 ERA 0-2 with two blown saves including yesterday's 3 run blown save the owner's face turned purple and then he suffered what appears to be an apparent heart attack and had to be taken away in an ambulance. The press conference ended at that point.